Well, Bonnie Tyler WAS a true prophet, so I'm going with A
Definitely B, although you'd think he'd have learned that by now from the Olsens
C, but don't judge. Being a peeping tom worked for that dude in "Rear Window" AND George McFly.
D: Clearly the glasses induce colorblindness. And blind-blindness.
E, because you'd get drunk, too, if you accidentally bought that sweater
All of the above
So bitchin' he doesn't NEED to see more than 50 percent of what's in front of him
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