Red bird. He's the brand ambassador, so can't he be a little more badass? He's Tom Cruise-sized!
Blue birds. Stone is like Kryptonite to them & besides, they don't even look angry.
White bird. Huge eggs but pigs know it's as scary as being pelted with a cruller.
Black bird. Bomb bird is da bomb but not enough of 'em. A tease! An army of them & it'd be pork BBQ.
Yellow bird. Excels in acceleration & wood. But pointy forcepts bird head creeps me out.
Boomerang bird. Big beak backwards bozo. Bah humbug!
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