• It's the food of the gods. When I die, there better be some in the next dimension.
  54%
• It's poison. Just the smell of it jacks up my cholesterol and the size of my jeans.
  3%
• It goes with everything, including chocolate. I lick my fingers afterwards.
  23%
• It's dirty, no-good and politically incorrect. There should be laws against the stuff.
  3%
• I'm torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool.
  13%

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Total Votes: 732