• Oooh! Lemme out here. * I've got a bad hankering * For a 'dog with kraut.
  25%
• They laughed in my face. * The city that never sleeps? * How ya like me now?!
  15%
• Rhetorical Q: * Can a llama hail a cab? * Q answers itself.
  40%
• Yo! Let's Double Park * The Motha $&@!er Sideways! * Wha? Where Kanye at?
  5%
• Trapped, like a llama, * in shiny metal boxes. * Synchronicity.
  20%
• Kerouac might ask: * "Whither goest thou, Llama, * in thy shiny car...?"
  10%
• Big Apple car ride. * A fart in a tight, close space. * The window goes down.
  40%
• Is that what I think...? * Nope! It’s just Chuck Testa, the * Taxidermy King.
  30%
• Alpaca? Me? Sheesh! * Why? 'Cause we all look alike? * I'm a llama, jerk!
  20%

Closed

Total Votes: 20