DARLINGS. As you may or may not be aware, Alvin Greenthistle and I are running for president et vice presidente of the silky-smooth bundle of dysfunction we lovingly call a student body. Where "It's NEOPOLIS" is a plausible excuse for everything; where your term paper was totally about the impact of modern terrorism on evil villainy; where you wish that perfect dress came in flame-retardant chiffon. WHAT DIVERSITY; what heartbreaking chaos. We do so love you, ooh ooh, it's true; in fact, we love you so much that we laugh at you as much as we laugh at ourselves. THIS IS WHY WE ASK:
What would you like to see out of the winning campaign?
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Rockets
6%
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Plastic explosives, e.g. the classic C-4.
0%
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FIREWORKS, industrial-grade.
0%
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Milk & Cookies.
18%
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just the cookies; hold the milk.
6%
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Bacon-wrapped campaign flyers.
0%
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Molotov cocktails (hot n fresh out the kitchen)
12%
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sparklers (from when you were a kid on the 4th of july; don't even front that you don't want them)
12%
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an ALL-INCLUSIVE ELECTORAL PARTY!
6%
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Kissing booth.
12%
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Your mom/mother/mommy/mamacita/madre.
0%
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Some combination of the above (pls explain)
18%
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Other (pls elaborate~)
6%
Created on Jun 23, 2009
Closed
Total Votes: 16
