POLL: Which totally made-up GOP candidate tattoo is the most plausible?
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Newt Gingrich: Right butt cheek. Red gummi bear with the words, "TIME's 1995 Man of the Year."


18%
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Jon Huntsman: Left bicep. His Sigma Chi fraternity letters with the words, "Bros 4 Life."


12%
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Ron Paul: Rib cage. Giant elephant with the words, "Third time's a charm?"


3%
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Rick Perry: Left calf. Pot leaf with the words, "I'm not drunk. I'm just really, really passionate."


8%
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Mitt Romney: Chest. Dollar sign with the words, "Every day I'm shufflin'."


18%
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Rick Santorum: Right hip. Broken rainbow with the words, "Please don't Google me."


13%
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Michele Bachmann: Lower back. Tweety Bird with the words, "Iowa hates me. I quit."*


9%
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Herman Cain: Forehead. 9-9-9. He covers it up with makeup.*


15%
Created on Jan 10, 2012
Closed
Total Votes: 287








