Zales. I'll get sex without the online jewelry market, thanks.
Hallmark. Sorry Santa but I'd rather spend my card money on something less obnoxious this year.
Sears. Those baby jokes are almost as tired as the gifts they're selling.
Morrisons. Maybe I don't want to feel like shit this Christmas, m'kay?
Pass me the egg nog and wake me when the holidays are over.
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