• We will know that all this time, Billy Beane has been using the One Ring to make these deals.
  12%
• Bud Selig will force Beane into retirement to "level the playing field" for the other GMs.
  11%
• It will cause a massive fissure in the San Andreas Fault that severs California from the mainland.
  6%
• Hank Steinbrenner will make Beane an offer he cannot refuse and, when he refuses, kill him.
  15%
• Nothing. The A's cannot possibly beat out the Angels and the Mariners this year, computers or no.
  11%
• It doesn't matter. After all, Beane's shit doesn't work in the playoffs.
  42%

Closed

Total Votes: 89