At season's end, the San Francisco Giants will usher in only their fourth managing general partner since moving west when former Microsoft attorney, William Neukom succeeds Peter "Remember It Was ME Who Saved The Giants" Magowan. Neukom will attempt to bring the city of San Francisco it's first baseball championship in over 50 years of hosting a major league franchise.

So, how will Neukom fare compared to his partner in crime: Duke Nukem, of Duke Nukem 3D fame? Nukem has been hard at work perfecting his hotly anticipated "Duke Nukem Forever" video game for the past 10+ years, 6 times winning Wired's Vaporware of the Year Award. Will Neukom overrule Nukem in the court of public opinion, and bring a championship to San Francisco? Or will Nukem pistol whip Neukom and finally release the long promised sequel?