• Are you sure it's ok to mix prints like this?
  40%
• Mom, it's ok. I know I am adopted.
  40%
• I said I liked girls with long legs and beautiful necks, but this is ridiculous!
  20%

Closed

Total Votes: 30

• What can I get you?
  14%
• Have you seen a young clown fish? His father is looking for him.
  34%
• So, did you hear the one about the manatee and pelican?
  51%

Closed

Total Votes: 35

• So, did you hear the one about the manatee and pelican?
  0%
• Have you seen a young clown fish? His father is looking for him.
  100%
• What can I get you?
  0%

Closed

Total Votes: 1

• I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.
  40%
• I'm liking the nose job but something went wrong on the chin lift...
  20%
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I strut by again?
  39%

Closed

Total Votes: 84

• Hey dude, don't you need opposable thumbs to use that?
  5%
• How do you use a tooth pick...without teeth?
  11%
• That's the last straw, buddy!
  22%
• Would you like me to buff your nails? Or would you like French Tips?
  50%
• Whoa, bro! That worm's dehydrated!
  11%

Closed

Total Votes: 36

• We did not call this meeting to listen to a bunch of squawking!
  29%
• A SALE ON SWIMWEAR? WHERE? WHERE?
  12%
• You put your wing in and you shake it all about....
  58%

Closed

Total Votes: 24

• Where is that darned masseuse!?
  15%
• So this is why they all migrate south....
  36%
• Works every time: drop guano on hair, watch her scream and run, settle down with her margarita.
  47%

Closed

Total Votes: 38