• Yes, because Matt is awesome!
  28%
• Yes, because it means 2 will go next week!
  7%
• Maybe, he is a TINY bit like Timberlake.
  4%
• No, Matt didn't deserve it.
  54%
• No, because Matt's Third Eye makes him count as 2 people.
  4%

Closed

Total Votes: 183

• Hell yes, I'm bundling the green tea as we speak!
  65%
• Maybe, but isn't it a bit cold in the Chicago river this time of year?
  1%
• No way. I love tea far too much to use it in the protest of insanity.
  1%
• Tea is for wimps. Can't I toss my Congressman in instead?
  31%

Closed

Total Votes: 161

• Britney's Back! I Love This Song!
  59%
• Britney's Back...With A Giant Synthesizer.
  12%
• Britney's Back...And Brought Her Robot.
  5%
• Holy Crap, Turn That Shizz Off!
  22%

Closed

Total Votes: 54

• No way, but that's totally my Halloween costume.
  60%
• I'm not sure, but I'll keep my doors locked in Georgia.
  26%
• I saw his face, now I'm a believer!
  13%

Closed

Total Votes: 15

• Hunky
  48%
• Bit Hairy
  17%
• Homeless
  33%

Closed

Total Votes: 39

• Hayden Panetierre
  4%
• Paris Hilton
  40%
• Hillary Duff
  9%
• Lindsay Lohan
  9%
• Scarlett Johansson
  36%

Closed

Total Votes: 22

• Fat Sir John Smith & Slutty Pocahauntus
  20%
• Creepy George Washington & Slutty Betsy Ross
  29%
• Short Abe Lincoln & Slutty Scarlett O'Hara
  4%
• Fuzzy Bald Eagle & Slutty Statue Of Liberty
  8%
• Slimy Uncle Sam & Slutty Firecracker
  37%

Closed

Total Votes: 24

• Ashanti looks great, Snarkista is blind.
  28%
• Ashanti's okay, but those thighs could use some Photoshop
  7%
• Hate the hair, but the rest is okay.
  7%
• Holy crap, fire the stylist!
  57%

Closed

Total Votes: 14

• Homage To A Car Wash
  40%
• Morticia Adams' Piano Shawl
  27%
• Attack Of A Spider Web
  22%
• Hippie Basement Curtain
  9%

Closed

Total Votes: 22