• It had a beautiful view and was letting other men look through it.
  2%
• He had a cold and for the third time that week someone recommended he try a neti pot.
  1%
• The ripped shirt was a big honking clue: Hulk SMASH! GRRR!
  4%
• He couldn't help it. His paternal grandmother was a bird.
  1%
• He thought it was a mirror and was understandably upset to learn he was a vampire.
  2%
• He's a spoiled 21-year-old star who has spent too long surrounded by the worst kind of sycophants.
  58%
• It was a failed attempt to snatch the cuckoo crazy celeb crown from Charlie Sheen's head.
  12%
• Upset to hear an engineer concealed a manufacturing defect in a steel vessel used at Fukushima.
  1%
• Window was askin' for it!
  16%

Closed

Total Votes: 560

• Red bird. He's the brand ambassador, so can't he be a little more badass? He's Tom Cruise-sized!
  22%
• Blue birds. Stone is like Kryptonite to them & besides, they don't even look angry.
  10%
• White bird. Huge eggs but pigs know it's as scary as being pelted with a cruller.
  15%
• Black bird. Bomb bird is da bomb but not enough of 'em. A tease! An army of them & it'd be pork BBQ.
  6%
• Yellow bird. Excels in acceleration & wood. But pointy forcepts bird head creeps me out.
  3%
• Boomerang bird. Big beak backwards bozo. Bah humbug!
  41%

Closed

Total Votes: 164

• Red bird. He's the brand ambassador, so can't he be a little more badass? He's Tom Cruise-sized!
  0%
• Blue birds. Stone is like Kryptonite to them & besides, they don't even look angry.
  0%
• White bird. Huge eggs but pigs know it's as scary as being pelted with a cruller.
  0%
• Black bird. The bomb bird is da bomb. But is it racist that this bird is the most destructive? Hmm.
  0%
• Yellow bird. Excels in acceleration & wood. But pointy forcepts bird head creeps me out.
  0%
• Boomerang bird. Big beak backwards bozo. Bah humbug!
  100%

Closed

Total Votes: 1

• Red bird. He's the brand embassador, so can't he be a little more badass? He's Tom Cruise-sized!
  0%
• Blue birds. Stone is like Kryptonite to them & besides, they don't even look angry.
  0%
• White bird. Huge eggs but pigs know it's as scary as being pelted with a cruller.
  0%
• Black bird. The bomb bird is da bomb. But is it racist that this bird is the most destructive? Hmm.
  0%
• Yellow bird. Excels in acceleration & wood. But pointy forcepts bird head creeps me out.
  0%
• Boomerang bird. Big beak backwards bozo. Bah humbug!
  100%

Closed

Total Votes: 2

• You must be joking.
  56%
• I'd rather get an intenstinal boil. I don't know if those exist, but know I'd prefer it.
  26%
• A vid of a 24-year-old girl getting naughty? I bet there's at least one other on the internet.
  2%
• Maybe if I had nothing else to do. Lemme check... Yup, I have nothing else to do.
  3%
• Sure. I want to know why she keeps on the leave-me-alone famous person sunglasses in an empty store.
  1%
• Did you see her cowboy boots and cleavage? Attention shoppers -- hecks yeah I will!
  3%
• YES! This will be like a sorbet between courses of delish Charlie Sheen crazy talk.
  5%

Closed

Total Votes: 307

• You must be joking.
  100%
• I'd rather get an intenstinal boil. I don't know of those exist, but know I'd prefer it.
  0%
• A vid of a 24-year-old girl getting naughty? I bet there's at least one other on the internet.
  0%
• Maybe if I had nothing else to do. Lemme check... Yup, I have nothing else to do.
  0%
• Sure. I want to know why she keeps on the leave-me-alone famous person sunglasses in an empty store.
  0%
• Did you see her cowboy boots and cleavage? Attention shoppers -- hecks yeah I will!
  0%
• YES! This will be like a sorbet between courses of delish Charlie Sheen crazy talk.
  0%

Closed

Total Votes: 3

• Like a fox
  12%
• < Gaddafi
  8%
• > Glen Beck
  7%
• Just enough to pop the popcorn every morning in anticipation of his latest antics
  3%
• Crazier than a wealthy raging alcoholic with absolutely no mature emotional support system
  32%
• If starting an adult-film star family is sorta mental, I don't wanna be sane
  4%
• Not. This is just Joaquin Phoenix schtick. Move along, nothing to see here.
  4%
• He's a little bonkers, but it's just the Adonis DNA talkin'
  2%
• TIGER BLOOD REPRESENT!
  9%
• I tried Charlie Sheen once and my face melted off. True story.
  13%

Closed

Total Votes: 1,536

• Lady Gaga arrives in a giant ovary
  49%
• Gwyneth Paltrow a stiffer dancer than her Muppet back-up singers
  6%
• Cee Lo Green's G-rated Elton Johnesque F-You jam
  2%
• Aguliera fumbles again tripping after the Aretha tribute
  5%
• Lady Antebellum taking five awards for being white & unthreatening
  10%
• Esperanza Spaulding's Wikipedia page attacked by angry Belibers
  11%
• Katy Perry forces us all to watch her wedding video
  8%
• Rihanna's fishnets and long fringe undies nearly singed on an open fire
  5%

Closed

Total Votes: 210

• Christina Aguilera? I'm pretty sure that was Cyndi Lauper.
  22%
• Who cares. I was busy looking at her ramparts.
  18%
• Does anyone know even one line to this song?
  26%
• I don't know. Acres of beefy long-haired men in skin-tight yellow pants scrambled my brain.
  12%
• It is clear she hates this country. Deport her STAT.
  20%

Closed

Total Votes: 394