• Heck yes! Conversation and suds will do them good.
  38%
• Yes. Because it's good karma. You never know when you'll be "funemployed."
  30%
• Maybe. I'm not exactly rolling in it and he/she never paid the tab when he/she had a job.
  16%
• Perhaps. Will it make them want to have sex with me? This could be a bad thing.
  1%
• Perhaps. Will it make them want to have sex with me? This could be awesome.
  2%
• Sure, give a depressed person a liquid depressant. And I'll give my obese pal a tub of icing.
  7%
• Yes! Addiction and the smell of stale ale is just what a future employer wants.
  3%

Closed

Total Votes: 277

• Heck yes! Conversation and suds will do them good.
  75%
• Maybe. I'm not exactly rolling in it and he/she never paid the tab when he/she had a job.
  6%
• Perhaps. Will it make them want to have sex with me? This could be a bad thing.
  0%
• Perhaps. Will it make them want to have sex with me? This could be awesome.
  6%
• Sure, give a depressed person a liquid depressant. And I'll give my obese pal a tub of icing.
  6%
• Yes! Addiction and the smell of stale ale is just what a future employer wants.
  6%

Closed

Total Votes: 16

• Lady Gaga arrives in a giant ovary
  49%
• Gwyneth Paltrow a stiffer dancer than her Muppet back-up singers
  6%
• Cee Lo Green's G-rated Elton Johnesque F-You jam
  2%
• Aguliera fumbles again tripping after the Aretha tribute
  5%
• Lady Antebellum taking five awards for being white & unthreatening
  10%
• Esperanza Spaulding's Wikipedia page attacked by angry Belibers
  11%
• Katy Perry forces us all to watch her wedding video
  8%
• Rihanna's fishnets and long fringe undies nearly singed on an open fire
  5%

Closed

Total Votes: 210

• Solar powered
  19%
• Sea salt grinder!
  6%
• Ability to tattoo QR code on people we meet so they never ever forget us
  5%
• Make it 100 bucks
  44%
• Free puppy with every purchase
  11%
• Bendable, foldable paper-thin screen
  5%
• "Cut the Rope" app addiction 12-step program
  5%

Closed

Total Votes: 87

• Christina Aguilera? I'm pretty sure that was Cyndi Lauper.
  22%
• Who cares. I was busy looking at her ramparts.
  18%
• Does anyone know even one line to this song?
  26%
• I don't know. Acres of beefy long-haired men in skin-tight yellow pants scrambled my brain.
  12%
• It is clear she hates this country. Deport her STAT.
  20%

Closed

Total Votes: 394

• Yes. I am very lonely and these passwords are my friends.
  21%
• Sort of. I always got a kick out of writing bigtatasmakemewet55
  6%
• Maybe. What if I can't stop using them and need to enter rehab?
  3%
• Probably not. This more time for sex thing intrigues me.
  12%
• What are you, insane? Miss passwords? I will do a naked jig on my roof when they die.
  34%
• Dunno but I like stock photos of hot women getting mad at computers
  22%

Closed

Total Votes: 132

• Heck yeah! And I'll chase it with a beef jerky infused Bud.
  13%
• I'd try it just once. Like the time I did that thing with that horse...
  10%
• Maybe. If I've already had a few, anything is possible.
  12%
• Probably not. I mean, how many calories are in it?
  6%
• NO! This is an abomination. Proof of Satan. At the very least, totally gross.
  57%

Closed

Total Votes: 227

• Louis Vuiton logo sleeve tattoo
  52%
• Cheese nails
  37%
• Side-boob baring fashionistas
  10%

Closed

Total Votes: 594

• Cops: deck chair dispute leads to neighbor getting decked
  1%
• Mile high mischief leads to arrest on the ground
  3%
• Mighty mouse 'burglar' resists arrest, fights police
  41%
• For the baby bargain hunter
  14%
• Diner skips bill, assaults officer with sex toy: Cops
  38%

Closed

Total Votes: 865