• Dude, I once had to do the walk-of-shame in a cocktail dress. Awkward.
  19%
• If only she'd worn like a demin PENCIL skirt. Then, so cute!
  35%
• If only she'd worn, like, flip flops. Then, so cute!
  18%
• Is she wearing red eyeliner?
  26%

Closed

Total Votes: 28,300

• is righteous
  41%
• is wretched
  58%

Closed

Total Votes: 39,235

• Janice's long-lost daughter
  11%
• That's not a model, it's a MAN, baby!
  40%
• I'm sorry, I can't see her face. The headlights are blinding me.
  12%
• She looks like someone who needs to put it away.
  31%
• She looks like a delightful young girl who is merely sharing her assets TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
  4%

Closed

Total Votes: 21,027

• Janice's long-lost daughter
  0%
• That's not a model, it's a MAN, baby!
  50%
• I'm sorry, I can't see her face. The headlights are blinding me.
  0%
• She looks like someone who needs to put it away.
  50%

Closed

Total Votes: 2

• The Infinite Dress
  5%
• Copying Lindsay's side-boob peep-show
  10%
• Manpunzel
  37%
• None of the above
  0%
• I can't decide so I'm just going to do a shot
  45%

Closed

Total Votes: 18,786

• Aly
  2%
• AJ
  8%
• Neither Aly nor AJ, but some other random Disney blonde.
  3%
• Isn't that Ashley Tisdale?
  3%
• Wow. I had no idea this person even existed.
  77%
• I am the President of the AJ/Aly/Ashley fanclub and I am appalled by your ignorance.
  4%

Closed

Total Votes: 25,831

• Looks fantastic, I don't know what you're talking about.
  2%
• Could have looked better if she'd worn something a little less voluminous
  19%
• Looks better than she used to. What happened to her?
  2%
• Hasn't aged at all, damn.
  7%
• Whatever about her. DON'T BUY ONE OF THESE.
  22%
• Whatever about her. TOTALLY BUY ONE OF THESE.
  3%
• Never looks good, poor thing.
  12%
• Me, I just prefer pants.
  3%
• Whatever happened to Salem, the talking cat?
  28%

Closed

Total Votes: 24,803

• Looks fantastic, I don't know what you're talking about.
  0%
• Could have looked better if she'd worn something a little less voluminous
  100%
• Looks better than she used to. What happened to her?
  0%
• Hasn't aged at all, damn.
  0%
• Whatever about her. DON'T BUY ONE OF THESE.
  0%
• Whatever about her. TOTALLY BUY ONE OF THESE.
  0%
• Never looks good, poor thing.
  0%

Closed

Total Votes: 1

• Fug. Even my grandmother would have sneered at that thing.
  34%
• Fab. The jacket does not frighten me.
  3%
• Possibly both -- the dress might be lovely, but the jacket is making me cry so I can't tell.
  62%

Closed

Total Votes: 29,771