• totally pulls this off. And so could I!
  4%
• totally pulls this off. But no one else could.
  35%
• totally whiffed it here. And everyone else would, too.
  22%
• totally whiffed it here. Maybe someone more avant guarde looking could have managed.
  6%
• whatever, those shoes are hot.
  30%

Closed

Total Votes: 44,217

• She looks really sophisticated.
  9%
• It's ALMOST great, but a little too intense and stark
  28%
• Did she break her ribs?
  10%
• I'm just pleased she's smiling and alive.
  20%
• Was that thing ALWAYS off-the-shoulder, or did she yank the neck down and amputate a sleeve?
  32%

Closed

Total Votes: 31,253

• Yes, they look tailored to hit his calf, which is just wrong
  3%
• No, they're just man-shorts, which are often longer than you'd expect
  3%
• It doesn't matter. It's CARROT TOP. Always jump to the douchier explanation.
  31%
• I'm sorry, I can't draw my eyes away from his frightening upper body long enough to look
  61%

Closed

Total Votes: 33,923

• Yes, and now I can't see! The burning! My eyes!
  77%
• No way. I saw a girl in high heeled Crocs this morning.
  8%
• Hang on. These would look amazing with my hotpants!
  3%
• I own these! They're surprisingly comfortable.
  1%
• But maybe if you wore them with colored tights?
  9%

Closed

Total Votes: 41,165

• Dude, I once had to do the walk-of-shame in a cocktail dress. Awkward.
  19%
• If only she'd worn like a demin PENCIL skirt. Then, so cute!
  35%
• If only she'd worn, like, flip flops. Then, so cute!
  18%
• Is she wearing red eyeliner?
  26%

Closed

Total Votes: 28,300

• is righteous
  41%
• is wretched
  58%

Closed

Total Votes: 39,235

• Janice's long-lost daughter
  11%
• That's not a model, it's a MAN, baby!
  40%
• I'm sorry, I can't see her face. The headlights are blinding me.
  12%
• She looks like someone who needs to put it away.
  31%
• She looks like a delightful young girl who is merely sharing her assets TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
  4%

Closed

Total Votes: 21,027

• Janice's long-lost daughter
  0%
• That's not a model, it's a MAN, baby!
  50%
• I'm sorry, I can't see her face. The headlights are blinding me.
  0%
• She looks like someone who needs to put it away.
  50%

Closed

Total Votes: 2

• The Infinite Dress
  5%
• Copying Lindsay's side-boob peep-show
  10%
• Manpunzel
  37%
• None of the above
  0%
• I can't decide so I'm just going to do a shot
  45%

Closed

Total Votes: 18,786