• This is clearly a rhetorical question.
  14%
• YES! Bacon is like a condiment... it's delish on everything.
  16%
• Nobody loves me, so why bother loving myself? Bacon it up.
  2%
• Depends. Can I get it with extra bacon?
  10%
• No. Ice cream and bacon sounds disgusting.
  55%

Closed

Total Votes: 672

• Yes. Miley seriously needs to slow the eff down.
  51%
• Depends. If they stretch the engagement out a bit, it's cool.
  16%
• Nah. She's a smart girl and is in love! It's perfectly fine.
  12%
• No way! She should Vegas it up and get hitched tomorrow.
  5%
• I just hope she walks down the aisle to "Party In The U.S.A."
  13%

Closed

Total Votes: 482

• Yes. You're crying over a girl who dated Joe Jonas.
  23%
• Man up. That's what you get for telling a young girl you wrote "Your Body Is A Wonderland" for her.
  39%
• Well, she shouldn't air his dirty laundry and mankinis like that.
  1%
• No. I'd be crying, too. Taylor Swift is so evil.
  1%
• Celebrities should seriously grow a pair.
  34%

Closed

Total Votes: 427

• Yes. I had to up my Xanax prescription once I got a Facebook.
  16%
• Only when stalking ex-lovers.
  12%
• No. I am aware that everyone else's lives secretly suck just as much as mine does.
  64%
• I prefer to talk to myself on MySpace.
  6%

Closed

Total Votes: 238

• Yes. There is no reason to sell 44-ounce bottles of pure sugar.
  17%
• Sort of, but can't they cap it at 24 ounces? I need at least that much cola in order to function.
  3%
• No. We're adults here. If I want to be a fatty, I'm gonna be a fatty!
  33%
• Obesity is caused by a much larger issue than soft drinks.
  28%
• New York is such a control freak.
  16%

Closed

Total Votes: 492

• Poking needles through your flesh only to end with a permanent symbol of your stupidity is DUMB.
  59%
• A subtly tasteful tramp stamp is cool. Anything more than that is overkill.
  27%
• Mike Tyson's face tattoo is where it's at. I appreciate a good statement piece.
  5%
• Extreme head-to-toe ink makes me 'gasm. I love it.
  7%

Closed

Total Votes: 432

• Upon birth. You should update your status as you exit the womb.
  5%
• 3 years old. If you can say "mama" and "poop," you can tweet.
  1%
• 8 years old. The world is waiting to hear about Barbie & Ken.
  2%
• 12 years old. Puberty and Facebook? That's a GREAT idea.
  19%
• 16 years old. So they can drive and tweet and text all at once!
  26%
• 21 years old. Drunk Facebooking. Awesomesauce.
  7%
• 30 years old. You're a mature adult. You can handle it. Right?
  2%
• Never. Social media is an unproductive time suck.
  34%

Closed

Total Votes: 656

• Upon birth. You should be updating your status as you leave the womb.
  0%
• 3 years old. If you can say "mama" and "poop," you can tweet.
  0%
• 8 years old. The world is waiting to hear about your Barbies and action figures.
  11%
• 12 years old. Puberty and Facebook? That's a GREAT idea.
  22%
• 16 years old. So they can drive and tweet and text simultaneously!
  33%
• 21 years old. Drunk Facebooking. Awesomesauce.
  0%
• 30 years old. You're a mature adult. You can handle it. Right?
  0%
• Never. Social media is an unproductive time suck.
  33%

Closed

Total Votes: 9

• Yes. I haven't hated life this much since Rebecca Black's "Friday."
  31%
• Maybe. But this is crazy.
  13%
• No! I love this song! Carly Rae is the next Janis Joplin.
  21%
• And this is why I don't listen to the radio.
  34%

Closed

Total Votes: 309