• This is clearly a rhetorical question.
  14%
• YES! Bacon is like a condiment... it's delish on everything.
  16%
• Nobody loves me, so why bother loving myself? Bacon it up.
  2%
• Depends. Can I get it with extra bacon?
  10%
• No. Ice cream and bacon sounds disgusting.
  55%

Closed

Total Votes: 672

• Yes. There is no reason to sell 44-ounce bottles of pure sugar.
  17%
• Sort of, but can't they cap it at 24 ounces? I need at least that much cola in order to function.
  3%
• No. We're adults here. If I want to be a fatty, I'm gonna be a fatty!
  33%
• Obesity is caused by a much larger issue than soft drinks.
  28%
• New York is such a control freak.
  16%

Closed

Total Votes: 492

• Is this another rhetorical question?
  16%
• Yes. Eating a hot dog while getting booty in my face sounds awesome.
  20%
• Of course. I would relish the chance. (Get it? Get it?)
  9%
• Depends. Is Scarlett Johansson giving the lap dance? And is it a beef hot dog?
  28%
• No way. If I wanted a lap dance, I'd pay $50 at a strip club.
  10%
• I don't like lap dances. I hate hot dogs.
  14%

Closed

Total Votes: 355

• NEVER! That's, like, an invasion of your own personal food.
  56%
• Maybe... if the customer is a real asshat and deserves it.
  28%
• Yes. Always. I love when my food gets fondled by strangers.
  1%
• As long as it isn't MY burger and fries, then I don't care.
  14%

Closed

Total Votes: 457

• Yes! Eating heathy makes me feel good about myself, and therefore, I am a tiger in the sack.
  13%
• Indeed. Specifically cucumbers.
  3%
• I don't know. I wouldn't touch greens with a 10-foot tomato penis.
  3%
• No. But eating a rare steak first makes me last longer.
  7%
• What you eat has nothing to do with getting it on.
  17%
• What is wrong with the girl in this video?
  54%

Closed

Total Votes: 163

• Yes! Pork FTW! Get in my belly now, dammit!
  18%
• Yeah, but only because LeBron James is selling them.
  0%
• Depends... is it glazed?
  10%
• I might lick it. But that's all.
  5%
• WTF?! No. Never. Not even if Angelina Jolie personally came to my house with a box of 'em.
  65%

Closed

Total Votes: 188

• Free toys FTW! In fact, I boycotted Lucky Charms when they removed the freebie.
  9%
• When I was a kid, the free toy was the best thing ever. Better than Saturday morning cartoons.
  35%
• These days getting anything for free rocks my socks.
  6%
• If I like the product, I'm going to buy it. Free toy or not.
  16%
• Free toys are lame. They're poorly made crap. But throw in an Xbox game, and I'll reconsider.
  11%
• Forget free toys. They should sell toys and throw in a free cheeseburger.
  8%
• Dumb marketing device that I am way too smart to fall for.
  11%

Closed

Total Votes: 93

• Hero! I don't blame the guy for dissing overly picky coffee drinkers. The general public sucks.
  44%
• Idiot. You don't publicly diss your employer on YouTube and expect not to be fired.
  55%

Closed

Total Votes: 307

• Yes! Can you have a childhood if you haven't tried a braised pork loin with a balsamic reduction?
  6%
• No, it's pointless. Babies don't care what they're eating, they'll eat glue, hair, poop, anything.
  46%
• If parents want to spend money on fancy food that only they can appreciate, sure.
  16%
• Shouldn't the babies have the final say? Oh, wait...
  8%
• Adults have adult food, babies have baby food. Don't break the cycle...who knows what they'd become?
  22%

Closed

Total Votes: 177