• Yes. I had to up my Xanax prescription once I got a Facebook.
  16%
• Only when stalking ex-lovers.
  12%
• No. I am aware that everyone else's lives secretly suck just as much as mine does.
  64%
• I prefer to talk to myself on MySpace.
  6%

Closed

Total Votes: 238

• Upon birth. You should update your status as you exit the womb.
  5%
• 3 years old. If you can say "mama" and "poop," you can tweet.
  1%
• 8 years old. The world is waiting to hear about Barbie & Ken.
  2%
• 12 years old. Puberty and Facebook? That's a GREAT idea.
  19%
• 16 years old. So they can drive and tweet and text all at once!
  26%
• 21 years old. Drunk Facebooking. Awesomesauce.
  7%
• 30 years old. You're a mature adult. You can handle it. Right?
  2%
• Never. Social media is an unproductive time suck.
  34%

Closed

Total Votes: 656

• Upon birth. You should be updating your status as you leave the womb.
  0%
• 3 years old. If you can say "mama" and "poop," you can tweet.
  0%
• 8 years old. The world is waiting to hear about your Barbies and action figures.
  11%
• 12 years old. Puberty and Facebook? That's a GREAT idea.
  22%
• 16 years old. So they can drive and tweet and text simultaneously!
  33%
• 21 years old. Drunk Facebooking. Awesomesauce.
  0%
• 30 years old. You're a mature adult. You can handle it. Right?
  0%
• Never. Social media is an unproductive time suck.
  33%

Closed

Total Votes: 9

• To keep in touch with people I couldn't care less about.
  33%
• For the news. That's how I found out Whitney Houston died.
  7%
• It lets me talk about myself 24/7. I'm completely narcissistic.
  2%
• So I can stalk/spy on other people without getting arrested.
  19%
• To get invited to parties. I don't want to be a social outcast.
  3%
• Because 'Dumb As A Blog' told me to stalk them there.
  5%
• I don't. MySpace forevah!
  6%
• Crap. I have no idea. I'm going to deactivate right now.
  21%

Closed

Total Votes: 352

• Excessive use of exclamation points! :) And pointless smileys! :-)
  3%
• Abusing the Reply-All feature just to make a dumb joke that's not funny at all.
  15%
• Disregarding punctuation writing in run-on sentences putting several thoughts into one giant thought
  15%
• Dumb semi-motivational forwards from Aunt Charlene. Unless there are pictures of kittens.
  14%
• Using shorthand like ur sending a Tweet or txt msg. (Emails have unlimited characters, foo!)
  11%
• Bad speling and grammer. Didn't you lern enything in skool?
  34%
• I don't email. I write letters and use stamps.
  4%

Closed

Total Votes: 268

• 10! askldfhlaskdnfasl. I just orgasmed.
  4%
• 5! I'm already camping outside the Apple store, even though I don't know the official launch date.
  0%
• 4. I couldn't sleep last night. It's like Christmas Eve!
  5%
• 3. Lose the touch screen, and I will consider it.
  2%
• 2. Meh. I'm pro-Google Android.
  23%
• 1. Toss in a box of donut holes, and I'll get excited.
  23%
• 0. Rotary dial phones FTW!
  39%

Closed

Total Votes: 332

• Yes! Pick a template and stick with it, Zuckerberg!
  46%
• Sort of. Some of the new features are cool. But most blow.
  12%
• No. Bring on the new stuff! I thrive on change.
  2%
• I'm holding out for a "Dislike" button, so no.
  17%
• Who cares? It's a free service. They can do whatever they want.
  17%
• What are you talking about? I never left MySpace.
  4%

Closed

Total Votes: 356

• Nah, all the words 'n stuff still come up the same. There are just different buttons and colors!
  47%
• Maybe so. Internet Explorer is terribly primitive compared to the glorious Opera. Yes, quite.
  6%
• Deze internets iz hard on intenet exploruh, why it so slow? Wut is a fire fox?
  12%
• As a Google Chrome user I find these results satisfactory and subject to moderate speculation.
  21%
• Safari isn't for the highest of intelligence? What?! Apple, what's the meaning of this?
  12%

Closed

Total Votes: 149

• It's sick of you to even ask. My children. No more words need be spoken.
  40%
• Well, if I had to pick one...hmm...well on one hand--this is hard. Ummmm. I can't decide.
  7%
• Video games, they're always entertaining! Not constant tear and poop bags like my silly children.
  13%
• I can't even justify the question with a decisive response. This is horrible.
  21%
• Both?
  17%

Closed

Total Votes: 217